dear jay mohr,
first let me start off by saying, my husband and i love you. we loved you as bob sugar. we loved you in go and 200 cigarettes. you were a happy surprise on the west wing. we even watched your show. you were a perfect storm of smarminess and affability.
so, you'll understand when i tell you we were deeply saddened by the commercial for your new made for tv movie, do-over christmas. i'm sure you're a little sad about it as well. we really just want to give you a hug. come to our new year's party. we promise not to mention abc family or even ask what you're working on next. just come, be the guy you know you are. the guy we wanted to end up with JENNIFER ANISTON in picture perfect, for god's sake. seriously.