i was lying in bed this morning, staring at shawn's sideburns. they are a point of great contention. they seem to be taking over his face. and as i've heard many an old lady say, "he's too cute to cover up his face with all that nonsense." and they grow. and grow. they change shapes. they are like a entity unto themselves. they are going to get their own zip code soon. the amount of time i spend staring at high sideburns, trying to figure them out is unreal. and so, i feel i must share them with you.